Thursday, November 17, 2005

Groundbreaking research examines the impact of smoking and drinking on marshmallow Peeps.
    The synergistic effect of smoking and alcohol in Peeps produces a rapidly exothermic oxidation reaction, leading to a chemical and morphological divergence from the wild-type Peep phenotypes.

    Assistant lab members described these divergent Peeps as "less sweet," "crunchier," and "gross" when compared to the Peeps which used either alcohol or tobacco, but not both. For these reasons, it is our strong recommendation to JustBorn Corporation that they supervise young Peeps and educate them of the risks associated with smoking and alcohol.

2 Comments:

At 1:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My thoughts exactly. They should have studied the effects of Peep contamination on cigarette smoke and alcohol.

 
At 8:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh good, I was starting to worry that we didn't have a plan:

Abuse story may help win Sunni trust, general says
The U.S. commander in Baghdad said some Sunnis are saying they now believe that Americans really aren't playing favorites.
John Daniszewski, Los Angeles Times

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BAGHDAD - A top U.S. military commander here said Wednesday that he believed the discovery by American and Iraqi troops of a detention facility where mostly Sunni Arab prisoners may have been tortured will help the country's political situation by proving that U.S. troops do not play favorites in Iraq.

http://www.startribune.com/stories/722/5731721.html

 

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