Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Submitted without comment, by your favorite 5'2" zombiedeathkoala:

Shorter women are more broody, say psychologists.

3 Comments:

At 8:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No way am I going to believe that. It goes against everything I've observed about you for many many years. It's just impossible. Still, I guess you'd know better than anyone . . . are you really up to 5'2?

 
At 9:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I'll bet if I stood on top of your battered, bloody corpse I could top 5'4", easy. :P

 
At 10:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That depends on just how battered I suppose (the blood would be fairly irrelevant, though important to me). I'm hardly rail thin, but I know you'd be thorough. In fact, if you're overqualified for any jobs left in this country when you graduate but don't want to move to the Middle East, I hear there are new opportunities for people of your creativity and temperment and sense of humor in East Europe now. Or old ones under new management.

 

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