"Because you suck and I hate you," by Hunter.

Far out, PZ Myers has linked to me! Kind of makes me wish I'd posted some solid content within the last month or so.

We survived the move. Our internet works and we have cable. There is a miniature greenhouse full of carnivorous plants sitting in our refrigerator. (Because I put it there.) Today we are getting chairs. It's all good.

As if there was still any debate on the subject, I have yet another bit of proof that my dad is cooler than all y'alls dads. This proof comes to us in the form of Chris's Invincible Super-blog, which Daddio has turned me on to, and which thoroughly deserves to be enshrined in the links on the right side of this page.

It is because of this glorious, life-changing blog that I will now be ending all humorous anecdotes with "...And then Godzilla got busy."

(Actual image from the classic Dark Horse comic, "Godzilla vs. Charles Barkley")