Ahh, the holiday season, with its wholesome traditional joys. Such as...

-Catching snowflakes on your tongue until your tongue stud starts to freeze
-Decorating pornographic Xmas cookies with your mom
-Debating whether or not eggnog could conceivably be made using any of your father's expensive tequilas
-Finding a present under the tree which has lost its name tag, opening it to find Fables Vol 6, and having to fight your Dad, brother, and boyfriend for ownership.
-The Grinch Who Stole Christmas drinking game