Good news for all the masses of colored heathens: them savages might just be able to make themselves a good white-man's government!

At least, that's what President Bush seems to think, based on his comments in the Rose garden regarding peace in the Middle East. He explained that,

"There's a lot of people in the world who don't believe that people whose skin color may not be the same as ours can be free and self-govern," Bush said.

"I reject that. I reject that strongly. I believe that people who practice the Muslim faith can self-govern. I believe that people whose skins aren't necessarily -- are a different color than white can self-govern."

Yeah, 'cause you know all Americans have white skin. It's like a Klan member trying to sound politically correct, ain't it? Really brings a tear to one's circa-1950s-racist-redneck eye.