File this one under "Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?"

This morning, I read about how Pat Robertson is forcasting a massive tsunami to punish the decadent American coastal elites.

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. - In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.

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Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.

When I read that last bit, a quote sprang into my head: "We were somewhere around the prayer retreat when the drugs began to take hold."

As it turns out, Brad over at Sadly, No! had exactly the same reaction. Spooky.

Meanwhile, PZ Myers explains that God clearly wants us to kill Pat Robertson.