My birthday is fast approaching, so buy me stuff and take me out for drinks.

Seriously, though, the 13th of this month will mark 22 years of my presence on Earth, and 22 years of my failure to bring on the Rapture predicted by prophesy. Celebrate in whatever way you feel appropriate.

Interesting trivia fact: this year July 13th falls on a Tuesday, the same day that it fell on the year I was born. And, as we learned from Animaniacs, that is a critical fact:

"...But I should warn you, I haven't lost at checkers since the world began."
"Really? When was that?"
"It was a Tuesday. Very few people know that."