So did anybody read up on the California couple who chose to treat their infant daughter's meningitis with prayer rather than medicine? Well, good news! The parents have been sentenced to a year of weekends in jail. Naughty parents, no killing your babies! You're grounded from going out on the weekends for a whole year!

Fortunately for the poor parents, they get to keep the kid they haven't killed yet (a 20-month-old son). I'm giving it about 3 months before Jesus strikes again and we've got another of God's lambs making that premature journey to the bosom of the LORD.