The good people at Easyjournal.com decided to allow a flock of advertisers to nest on their website, and the resulting pop-up droppings became so objectionable that I have moved my not-so-inner monologue to this new location. The old material is linked as "tooluser" to the left, though you may enter that den of aggressive cyber solicitation at your own peril. The comment feature on this site is a bit unreliable, so if you want to respond to something and you're having trouble posting a comment then you can just email me at noniffer@hotmail.com or AIM at noodlechamp. Updates will follow as events warrant.