Thursday, February 28, 2008

Cracked.com presents: The 40 Most Inappropriate Children's Book Covers.

While some of them are kind of lame (okay, anal sex is funny, we get it), there's also some pretty funny ones.

I'm partial to "The Invisible Child-Eating Crocodiles That Live Absolutely Everywhere," and "You Can't Be An Astronaut! (It's just not realistic!)," but I think my favorite is this one:

3 Comments:

At 1:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your link was broken, so here it is for the uninitiated: http://www.cracked.com/article_15923_40-most-inappropriate-childrens-book-covers.html

 
At 4:51 AM, Blogger Offonoff said...

fixed

 
At 7:07 AM, Blogger Aleks said...

This made me think of you, though then again everything makes me think of you.

Evolution Wins as Creationists (Accidentally) Switch Sides in Florida
By Brandon Keim EmailFebruary 20, 2008 | 12:59:46 PM


Willardfair The Florida Board of Education officially upheld evolution yesterday.

The board didn't quite mean to do that, of course. In a 4-3 vote, the Board accepted a proposed curriculum that replaced all references to evolution with the phrase "the scientific theory of evolution." In so doing, the board inadvertently made evolution central to public school science education, and also, almost incidentally, mandated education on just what constitutes a "scientific theory."

Until now, Florida's schools weren't required to teach evolution. The old curriculum guidelines didn't even mention it by name.

That state education officials would approve the new standards was not a foregone conclusion. Since last November, 12 county school boards passed resolutions calling for classroom evolution to be balanced by "alternatives" -- a polite euphemism for religiously orthodox explanations of life. The resolutions were non-binding, but raised fears that that the Board of Education would try to duck controversy by diluting the new standards.

Apart from being illegal, teaching creationism as science is a very bad idea. Students may not be permanently scarred by failing to learn about evolution at an early age -- though the National Academy of Science would surely disagree -- but, they're bound to be stunted if told that evolution and creationism are even remotely equivalent in any scientific sense.

Yesterday's decision is thus great news for Florida -- and perhaps for the nation. Had Florida backed down, Texas -- where a pro-evolution science education official was fired last year, and a curriculum revision is scheduled later this year -- might have followed suit. Together they exert enough purchasing power to drag the nation's textbook manufacturers with them, science be damned.

The 4-3 vote was obtained by including a last-minute wording change to the standards. Suggested by the state's education commissioner after he realized that the original version wouldn't pass, it required that the curriculum's references to "evolution" be replaced by the "scientific theory of evolution." Linda Calloway, who'd publicly opposed the original version in months leading up to the vote, ended up a supporter.

The amendment's supporters called the language change a victory -- and it is, though not in the way they imagine.

Not only will Florida's students learn about evolution; they'll also learn that the scientific definition of a theory is different from the everyday definition, referring not to wild-eyed speculation but to a vast body of observation and testing that confirms a hypothesis so strongly that it might as well be considered fact.

A big thank-you, then, to religious critics of evolution education. The language change will better help Florida's children understand not only evolution, but science itself. (If only this USA Today headline writer had the same education.)

Isn't democracy grand?

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/02/evolution-wins.html

 

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