Here's another entry for the I-Can't-Make-This-Shit-Up Files...

Remember how the jerkwads, asswads, and other assorted religious wads decided that Hurricane Katrina was sent to punish us for the "sin" of abortion because a weather service image supposedly made the storm appear to have the form of a fetus?


Well, meet Hurricane Rita!

That is an actual for-real picture from the National Weather Service. Now the question becomes, will the Christ-wads decide to use this as proof that God's vengeful penis has come to punish the lesbians and working mothers of America, or will they decide the hurricane is "obscene" and organize a massive effort to stop news networks from covering the storm?